his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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