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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her

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  me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..

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• (509): View more from Washington

  She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.

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• (530): View more from California

  Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...

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• (562): View more from California

  I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.

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• (650): View more from California

  i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?

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