even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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