strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
So gin and wine won't be happening again
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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