I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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