Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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