last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Randomize
