Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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