Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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