Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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