I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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