We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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