She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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