so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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