I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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