I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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