with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Just pee around me
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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