If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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