You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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