Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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