I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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