This girl is more easily done than said...
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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