i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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