i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
i can't believe i had my finger in that
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Hippo gnu deer
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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