none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
