I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I just blew my weed a kiss
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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