Your dad touched me again.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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