Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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