god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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