im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I am mentally ready for anal.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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