Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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