can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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