Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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