He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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