is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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