you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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