she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Randomize
