he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
As shirtless as possible
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Randomize
