Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I hope mine doesn't look like that
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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