i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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