accomplished twins. life is a go
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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