I hate all girls vehemently.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I will be naked everywhere
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Please don't give away my fajitas
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
