well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
i think i just lost a toe
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