Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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