p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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