Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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