Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
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