What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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