it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
She bit a glass in half.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I currently don't understand fingers.
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