Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Randomize
